diff --git a/memeify/info.json b/memeify/info.json
index 211ecc2..4d9b45f 100644
--- a/memeify/info.json
+++ b/memeify/info.json
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 {
     "author": [
-        "TheScriptPony"
+        "TheScriptPony",
+        "SPPayne"
     ],
     "description": "Meakes things memey.",
     "install_msg": "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
diff --git a/memeify/memeify.py b/memeify/memeify.py
index 3562141..3a925ab 100644
--- a/memeify/memeify.py
+++ b/memeify/memeify.py
@@ -1,19 +1,24 @@
 from redbot.core import Config, commands
 import re
+import random
+import string
+
+mention = re.compile("^@|^#|^&")
+custom_emoji = re.compile("<:[^:]+:\d{18}>")
+vowel = re.compile("^[aeiouAEIOU]")
 
 
 class Memeify(commands.Cog):
     """Makes things memey."""
 
+    # ------------ common ------------
     def __init__(self, bot):
         super().__init__()
 
         self.config = Config.get_conf(self, identifier=2934875294, force_registration=True)
         self.bot = bot
 
-    @commands.command()
-    async def bify(self, ctx, *, content: str = None):
-        """Replaces all B's with :b:'s"""
+    async def __get_content(self, ctx, content):
         if not content:
             msg_c = ""
             # gets previous messages
@@ -23,19 +28,27 @@ class Memeify(commands.Cog):
                     msg_c = i.clean_content
                     break
             if msg_c:
-                await ctx.send(self.__bify(msg_c, False))
+                return msg_c, False
             else:
-                await ctx.send("Where's the 🅱️essage?")
+                return
         else:
-            await ctx.send(self.__bify(ctx.message.clean_content, True))
+            return ctx.message.clean_content, True
+
+    # ------------ bify ------------
+    @commands.command()
+    async def bify(self, ctx, *, content: str = None):
+        """Replaces all B's with :b:'s"""
+        msg_c = await self.__get_content(ctx, content)
+        if len(msg_c) != 2:
+            await ctx.send("Where's the 🅱️essage?")
+        else:
+            await ctx.send(self.__bify(*msg_c))
 
     # takes a clean discord message and replaces all B's and
     # first characters with :b:, unless the word is 1
     # character long, a custon emoji, or a ping. unicode
     # emojis are a bit fucked tho
     def __bify(self, bify_str, cmd) -> str:
-        mention = re.compile("^@|^#|^&")
-        custom_emoji = re.compile("<:[^:]+:\d{18}>")
         bify = bify_str.split(" ")
         # remove first letter if it bifys the command message itself
         if cmd:
@@ -56,7 +69,6 @@ class Memeify(commands.Cog):
         return "".join(b)
 
     def __bify_f(self, bif) -> str:
-        vowel = re.compile("^[aeiouAEIOU]")
         if vowel.match(bif) and len(bif) > 1:
             # adds b in front of the word
             bif = "b" + bif
@@ -64,3 +76,215 @@ class Memeify(commands.Cog):
             # replaces first letter with b
             bif = "b" + bif[1:]
         return bif.replace("b", "🅱️")
+
+    # ------------ frenchify ------------
+    # Based heavily on SSPayne's fake french accent translator
+    @commands.command()
+    async def frenchify(self, ctx, *, content: str = None):
+        """Writes a message with a french accent"""
+        msg_c = await self.__get_content(ctx, content)
+        if len(msg_c) != 2:
+            await ctx.send("No message")
+        else:
+            await ctx.send(self.__french_pre_f(*msg_c))
+
+    def __french_pre_f(self, french, cmd):
+        emoji_list = []
+        if cmd:
+            french_cmd_fix = french.split(" ")
+            french_str = " ".join(french_cmd_fix[1:])
+        else:
+            french_str = french
+
+        emoji_match = re.finditer(custom_emoji, french_str)
+        for i in emoji_match:
+            emoji_list.append(i.group(0))
+        french_list = re.split(custom_emoji, french_str)
+
+        final = []
+        for i in french_list:
+            final.append(self.__french(i))
+            if emoji_list:
+                final.append(emoji_list.pop(0))
+
+        return "".join(final)
+
+    # translated from SPPayne's fake french accent translator,
+    # as well as __compare_format() and __make_funny_es()
+    # https://github.com/SPPayne/fake_french_accent_translator
+    def __french(self, text):
+        text = text.replace("age", "aje")
+        text = text.replace("ale", "aile")
+        text = text.replace("ant", "ent")
+        text = text.replace("ared", "aired")
+        text = text.replace("ay", "ai")
+        text = text.replace("blem", "blaim")
+        text = text.replace("ble", "buhl")
+        text = text.replace("bout", "but")
+        text = text.replace("ck", "k")
+        text = text.replace("eal", "eahl")
+        text = text.replace("ear", "air")
+        text = text.replace("ess", "ez")
+        text = text.replace("ew", "u")
+        text = text.replace("gen", "jen")
+        text = text.replace("gon", "jen")
+        text = text.replace("ies", "ees")
+        text = text.replace("ill", "eehl")
+        text = text.replace("ing", "eng")
+        text = text.replace("ired", "iaired")
+        text = text.replace("ire", "iyaire")
+        text = text.replace("ise", "ize")
+        text = text.replace("ising", "izeeng")
+        text = text.replace("ist", "eest")
+        text = text.replace("ith", "iv")
+        text = text.replace("it's", "eet eez")
+        text = text.replace("i've", "I have")
+        text = text.replace("lar", "lair")
+        text = text.replace("logic", "lojic")
+        text = text.replace("loth", "luth")
+        text = text.replace("ment", "mont")
+        text = text.replace("ol", "ul")
+        text = text.replace("ool", "oo-el")
+        text = text.replace("oom", "uhm")
+        text = text.replace("orl", "hirl")
+        text = text.replace("or", "air")
+        text = text.replace("our", "ur")
+        text = text.replace("oute", "oote")
+        text = text.replace("out", "oot")
+        text = text.replace("shion", "she-on")
+        text = text.replace("sion", "she-on")
+        text = text.replace("some", "zum")
+        text = text.replace("stion", "stshe-on")
+        text = text.replace("suit", "zoot")
+        text = text.replace("them", "zem")
+        text = text.replace("thing", "theeng")
+        text = text.replace("tion", "she-on")
+        text = text.replace("tle", "-tell")
+        text = text.replace("ture", "tuair")
+        text = text.replace("ty", "tay")
+        text = text.replace("ver", "vair")
+        text = text.replace("you've", "you have")
+
+        text_arr = text.split(" ")
+
+        for key, word in enumerate(text_arr):
+
+            if self.__compare_format(word) == "hello":
+                text_arr[key] = "'allo 'allo"
+            elif self.__compare_format(word) == "hi":
+                text_arr[key] = "'allo"
+            elif self.__compare_format(word) != "hello" and self.__compare_format(word) != "hi":
+                if word != "the" and word[:1] == "h":
+                    text_arr[key] = "'" + word[1:]
+
+            if self.__compare_format(word) == "i":
+                text_arr[key] = "ai"
+
+            if self.__compare_format(word) == "yes":
+                text_arr[key] = "oui"
+            if self.__compare_format(word) == "no":
+                text_arr[key] = "non"
+
+            if self.__compare_format(word) == "mister" or self.__compare_format(word) == "sir":
+                text_arr[key] = "Monsieur"
+            if (
+                self.__compare_format(word) == "miss"
+                or self.__compare_format(word) == "missus"
+                or self.__compare_format(word) == "madame"
+            ):
+                text_arr[key] = "Madamoiselle"
+
+            if self.__compare_format(word) == "it":
+                text_arr[key] = "eet"
+            if self.__compare_format(word) == "is":
+                text_arr[key] = "eez"
+            if self.__compare_format(word) == "in":
+                text_arr[key] = "een"
+            if self.__compare_format(word) == "and":
+                option = random.randrange(1, 5)
+                if option == 1:
+                    text_arr[key] = "et"
+
+            if self.__compare_format(word) == "my":
+                text_arr[key] = "mon"
+            if self.__compare_format(word) == "one":
+                text_arr[key] = "un"
+            if self.__compare_format(word) == "two":
+                text_arr[key] = "deux"
+
+            if self.__compare_format(word)[-2:] == "ly":
+                text_arr[key] = word[:-2] + "-lee"
+            if self.__compare_format(word)[-3:] == "tre":
+                text_arr[key] = word[:-3] + "tair"
+            if self.__compare_format(word)[-2:] == "ke":
+                text_arr[key] = word[:-2] + "k"
+
+            if self.__compare_format(word) == "the":
+                option = random.randrange(1, 4)
+                if option == 1:
+                    text_arr[key] = "le"
+                elif option == 2:
+                    text_arr[key] = "la"
+                elif option == 3:
+                    text_arr[key] = "ze"
+
+            if self.__compare_format(word) == "that":
+                text_arr[key] = "zat"
+            if self.__compare_format(word) == "they":
+                text_arr[key] = "zey"
+            if self.__compare_format(word) == "this":
+                text_arr[key] = "zis"
+            if self.__compare_format(word) == "their":
+                text_arr[key] = "zeir"
+            if self.__compare_format(word) == "there":
+                text_arr[key] = "zere"
+            if "er" in self.__compare_format(word) and self.__compare_format(word) != "there":
+                text_arr[key] = text_arr[key].replace("er", "air")
+            if self.__compare_format(word) == "then":
+                text_arr[key] = "zen"
+            if self.__compare_format(word) == "these":
+                text_arr[key] = "zese"
+            if self.__compare_format(word) == "so":
+                text_arr[key] = "zo"
+
+            if self.__compare_format(word) == "french":
+                text_arr[key] = "francais"
+
+            if self.__compare_format(word) == "shit":
+                text_arr[key] = "merde"
+            if self.__compare_format(word) == "god":
+                text_arr[key] = "Dieu"
+
+        text = " ".join(text_arr)
+        text = text.replace("beee", "be-ee")
+        text = self.__make_funny_es(text)
+        " ".join(w.capitalize() for w in text.split())
+
+        return text
+
+    def __compare_format(self, word):
+        word = word.translate(str.maketrans("", "", string.punctuation))
+        word = word.lower()
+        return word
+
+    def __make_funny_es(self, text):
+        bits = text.split("e")
+        text = ""
+
+        for bit in bits:
+            option = random.randrange(1, 5)
+            if option == 4:
+                text += bit + "eacute"
+            else:
+                text += bit + "e"
+
+        text = text.replace("eeacute", "ee")
+        text = text.replace("eacutee", "ee")
+        text = text.replace("eacuteeacute", "ee")
+
+        if text.endswith("eacute"):
+            text = text[:-6]
+        elif text.endswith("e"):
+            text = text[:-1]
+
+        return text